Drifting Down the Kvichak River

Over the last 12 hours... I've been doing this ^, cooking up a storm of lemon meringue pies, received an invite from the Food Network to send in a video in to be a series host, and just now got a message back from a research team heading to Belize to do some biological reef studies and they need a cook for one month. After months in the mountains of Alaska cooking for Geologists/Geophysists and fishermen a reef atoll in Belize would be superb, and to be a host for the Food Network would be nearly as good as the cheesecakes I've been cookin' up ; )