Hello Penguin

Yah so as I was driving down the ice runway today I saw a lost waddling Adelie penguin. It looked so confused so I told it to go back to the shoreline, "Waddle due North West and you'll hit the razorback in about a half hour.". A few cab drivers I feed at lunch say they've seen a couple drifters out on the ice road. It's that time of season.

Please, Save the Penguins.